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NORTHERN THEME, SOUTHERN SCHEME

from 13 Weeks by Brad Fielder

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I run a little stand where the food's no good
Open 24/7 at the Edge of the Woods
Got a great big light on the hi-way sign
Get's the people coming in most all the time

We'll pour 7UP in the wine
Set out a plate of clementines
Cold Cobb salad and boiled beef stew
We know how them yankees do

Here in the South we like our schemes
Passing off shit with a fancy theme

Serving sweet baked beans with chicken in a pot
Fake crab cakes and Bisquik knots
From a tall waitress with her midriff showing
To really get those Northerners going

Got a pond out back for fresh steamed clams
And chowder soup with chunks of ham
The men don't mind when the coffee ain't hot
Just as long as the counter girl is...

Here in the South we like our schemes
Passing off shit with a fancy theme

Yellow cheese steak on a hot dog bun
With a kosher dill pickle just for fun
You'll never find a fish plank finer
Than the service at the Edge of the Woods Diner

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from 13 Weeks, track released January 29, 2012

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With 30 years of live performances under his belt, Brad Fielder is a well seasoned entertainer. Paying homage to the American experience, he makes folk music for all folks. It's quirky and relevant, old and new fashioned. While busking as a one-man-band or leading a full ensemble on a festival stage the mission remains the same: Bring the music to the people. ... more

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